Love: Today, I was reading butthurt comments about how girl gamers...

By AgentRarity - 18/06/2014 16:48

Today, I was reading butthurt comments about how girl gamers can easily get dates and find love by simply existing. I'm a "girl gamer" who hasn't even found a date, let alone love. I've been looking since I was sixteen. I'm now 27. FML

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You deserved it 7 862

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By Gaz47 - 27/07/2018 19:00

Today, I was online dating and a girl from high school messaged me. Thinking she might have matured since we're now in our 40's, I messaged back. She then said it was a joke and that I'm still a desperate, pathetic nerd trying to score with the hottest girl in class. FML

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By razgriz1 - 20/08/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 263

You deserved it 101 178

No thanks

By Anonymous - 28/03/2021 14:01

Today, it's been since 2014 that I've been looking for a girlfriend, and the average response I've gotten was no. Today I got, "Ew, hell no." FML

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You deserved it 180

The struggle is real

By Any mouse - 05/03/2024 21:00 - United States

Today, I'm a 46 year-old woman who hates online dating, and who is now single again. FML

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You deserved it 191

Gamer girl woes

By justanothergamergirl - 17/04/2019 20:00

Today, and for the past two weeks, I decided to try online gaming, as it's something I've never done before. I already have a creep stalking me because I mentioned I was single and he's a horny virgin. Remind me never to talk about my lack of love life online again. FML

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You deserved it 1 184

To the point

By forever alone - 14/05/2022 04:00

Today, after years struggling with obesity, alcoholism, and mental illness, I finally decided I'd fixed myself up enough to try dating. The first girl I went out with said, "You're 31 and you've never dated? Sorry to break it to you, but nobody's going to want to walk a 31-year-old through Dating 101." FML

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You deserved it 208

Fantasy

By Just Monika - 24/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I got so tired of my friends constantly pestering me about having a girlfriend that I downloaded Monika After Story. Now when they ask, I just say she's long-distance and values her privacy, so I can't show her to them. This is what my life has come to. Forever alone. FML

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You deserved it 482

Projection

By killmenow - 14/06/2022 06:00

Today, after crying after remembering how horribly wrong it went, 10 years ago, with the only person I was ever able to trust enough to let them get close to me, and how no amount of therapy seems to help me, I read an FML about how nobody wants to date a 30 year-old who has never dated. I'm 29 and might as well give up. FML

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You deserved it 250

By Danno - 01/01/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I was playing GTA4 and went on its fake dating site to email a girl to go on a date with. I've never had much luck with dating in real life, so I figured the game would be more kind to me. After a while I went back to check my email, and the fake girl I'd propositioned told me to get lost. FML

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You deserved it 7 421

Watching your prime go by

By Anonymous - 29/03/2022 18:01 - United States - Verona

Today, I've reached the age as a sexless loser where my family no longer tells me to find a "single lady" but rather a "single mother". Thanks for reminding me everyone else had fun in their twenties. FML

I agree, your life sucks 781

You deserved it 230

luk2 10

Wednesday 18 June 2014 22:24

You can do it!! Don't give up! You are the bomb!!!

Adm_Twigs 19

Wednesday 18 June 2014 22:25

at least you know getting married on skyrim doesn't count

Comments

catmsgt87 3

Thursday 19 June 2014 2:30

Sooooo wanna go out sometime?

Bcfrmkc816 17

Thursday 19 June 2014 2:37

Well give me a go and let's find out.

Chewiebhz 15

Thursday 19 June 2014 2:50

When they say gamer girls I suppose they mean the non fat non ugly ones... But luck op. Join a gym maybe?

Miizuo 17

Thursday 19 June 2014 3:07

I feel you girl..

xSalashawty 30

Thursday 19 June 2014 3:14

Sometimes it's better to look outside the gaming area. A gamer boyfriend who prioritizes games over you isn't all too fun. As a girl gamer myself, sometimes the amount of flirting I get can be overwhelming anyways. Makes me wish I was invisible in a game for a day.

sehrgutmann 19

Thursday 19 June 2014 3:38

This is mean but I think it goes unsaid that they mean "attractive" girl gamers.

tehdarkness 21

Thursday 19 June 2014 3:58

You're doing it wrong!

TommyG493 11

Thursday 19 June 2014 4:12

I'll love you, op

Kougeru 12

Thursday 19 June 2014 4:19

Most gamer girls I've met have been disgusting, smelly, overweight slobs. Not saying you are, but it's equality as it's finest.

IAmJad 18

Thursday 19 June 2014 4:26

Maybe instead of sitting on your butt playing video games you can improve your appearance. Don't put a controller in your hands and expect guys to throw themselves at you.