just be the good guy that she loves. it is easy to give advice anonymously but it's much more difficult to follow said advice even when it's your own

Or you could pull your finger out. Ask your gf what her issues are and work on them just a thought

Better dump her before she sees this!

Dump her!

COUNTER DUMP HER. DUMP BEFORE YOU GET YOUR ASS DUMPED. but in all seriousness, although there are a bunch of FMLs where commenters say "dump em" in a way that can be unanimously described as unreasonable by people that aren't ridiculous, some of them are a little more iffy. I mean, maybe in her opinion, whatever the original OP (the OOP?) was dealing with in her relationship was a pretty important to her? Instead of complaining about potentially being dumped "for no reason", you could go ahead and ask her about it-- it's called communication, people! jeez! you get some insight on your gf, she feels cared about and you're less likely to get dumped now that you know. win-win! and if is a really dumb reason, then good, now you know you're dating someone dumb. do what you will with that information. yeah, that's just my two cents, hope ya don't get dumped oh, and inb4 "found the girlfriend"

FmlCeption

Does "an fml" poss anyone else off too?

If you're worried about it obvious you're not treating her right. It's time to man up hold your own business or get out of the game.

OP: Is this really about the fear of losing your relationship suddenly in the future? I think it may be that you now realize the relationship may be doomed because you don't like how thoughtless and shallow she can be. OP's girl: Knock it off. If you feel you have to share with the world, muster a little effort to put together something we might think is worth reading.

Can't wait for OP's next FML: "I posted an FML about my girlfriend telling people to dump their SO - girlfriend dumped me FML"