Halloween and Kids: Today, I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them...

By Teaching - 12/11/2009 07:17 - United States

Today, I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2013 11:29 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, my teacher read my story about a haunted house for a class assignment. She liked it very much and turned it in to the office to be sent into a state writing competition. An hour later, I was called to the office where the guidance counselor called my work "disturbing" and said I "need help". FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2016 06:10 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 00:32 - United States

Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML

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By oh dang /: - 25/05/2011 11:34

Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML

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By ihateloopholes - 21/06/2015 20:42 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, I forbade a student in the writing seminar I instructed from continuing to present his disturbing poems about demons. He responded to this by convincing nearly every other student in the seminar to write and read out loud several of his poems. FML

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By leah_kascar - 22/08/2016 01:45 - United States - Hialeah

Today, in the class I'm teaching, I assigned my students an essay to complete for homework. One student asked me if I was deducting points for bad spelling. I teach English. FML

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By PrettySureItsReal - 09/04/2015 19:38 - United States - Saint Peters

Today, a parent of one of the students I teach called me to complain that I was teaching her child "lies" and "fairytales". I was teaching them about the Holocaust. FML

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By Mrs. Teacher - 18/09/2012 00:21 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2023 01:00 - Brazil - Sao Jose do Rio Preto

Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML

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Thursday 12 November 2009 15:52

As long as she doesnt do anything then it should be fine. Was the story good at least?

HyperactiveJer 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 15:52

Ummm. that is really creepy.

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jonny2x4 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 17:39

You gotta admit, the kid sure did her research. Has she asked for a lock of your hair yet?

youthink_fml 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 17:41

YDI. You asked for a Halloween story in creative writing. You got exactly what you asked for.

somefacts 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 17:52

Welcome to the days of the internet where you can find out where people live and their relatives using google. Do you have a directory, because that may contribute and make it easier to find someone, especially if you have a telephone number listed.

ninjobliveus13 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 17:54

Some of you guys are reading WAY too much into it. A teachers address wasn't that hard to get ahold of when I was in school. Unless the story involved a person stalking/killing teacher in an overly violent way, I wouldn't worry about it.

Lifeisntfair13 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 18:02

Um dAmn if i. was u report the student in my skool We had a chick and she had a list of teachers and students to kill they thought she was playing but she wasn't she was put under house arrest so serious report especially how the student got your address. They need help

driedpeaches 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 18:16

Report them to the VP or counselor, have them suspended or at least counseled.

happyvalleygirl 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 18:17

Proper use of apostrophes would make me take you more seriously as a teacher. Maybe your student felt the same way.

Lonely_Lez 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 18:29

F your life if you stop caring about halloween after middle school. Halloween is the second best holiday (second only to christmas) and pretty much everyone I know still celebrates it and loves it and we're in university. You're just an idiot.