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By sportskidguru - 01/02/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, I was refilling some guy's iced tea at bandana's, and the uppity jerk had the gall to ask me if I ever kissed a girl considering how fat I am, how high my voice is, and how little money I make. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:20 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 19:10 - United States - Findlay

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 20:01 - Australia

Today, as I served an elderly man at the fast-food restaurant where I work, he leaned over the counter so that his face was mere inches from mine and asked me if I wanted to buy his car. When I politely told him I wasn't interested, he insisted on making a complaint about me to my manager. FML

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By leafscupwin - 16/10/2012 04:16 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, the person that interviewed me for a job was the same person I called a "fat bitch" at a baseball game after she knocked over my drink while she was dancing. She recognized me too. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 03:28 - United States

Today, I was feeling confident enough to approach a guy by asking the bartender if I could buy him a refill of whatever he was drinking. He was drinking water. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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By coffeewench - 22/08/2017 04:29

Today, while I was reading in a park, a drunk bum started talking to me. After a few minutes of awkward conversation, he said, "You're really pretty, and you have nice eyes, but you have chubby cheeks. What's up with that? Did you eat a lot of peanuts when you were a kid or something?" FML

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By gimme beer - 13/06/2023 18:00

Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML

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By piss off - 08/04/2016 22:05 - United States - Vancouver

Today, a customer at the fast-food joint I work at gave me a pitying look and asked, "How's that liberal arts degree treating ya?" FML

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TheEpicScrewup 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:07

Three solutions to this: 1) Wait until he takes a good long sip, and then say, "You really shouldn't be so rude to people handling your drinks. Does that taste funny to you?" 2) Before you even hand it to him, throw it in his face. You may get fired, but at least that guy got what he deserved. 3) If he's not good looking himself, say "No, but I'm sure you know how that is, huh? Did someone have rough high school days, hmmm?" I would go with number 1. Just saying. But dude that sucks. That guy is a condecending douche.

slyvanilla_creme 0

Monday 16 February 2009 8:57

a complete stranger just upped and said that to you? wow...some people have to learn that if they have nothing nice to say, they really shouldn't say anything at all....i would have told him to take the log out of his own eye before judging me...

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Guyoverhere 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 1:52

Shouda "accidentily" spilt ice tea all over him

tblack147 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 2:55

Well noticing the word choice you have you must really leave yourself open to negatative subjection, still they have no right to talk like that to you and if you didn't defend yourself then you kinda deserved it. If that be the case then you need to grow a back bone

BigSky182 0

Friday 11 December 2009 19:11

I can't help but notice that you didn't answer.....

futtgoredo 0

Monday 17 May 2010 22:42

lol

erikjh1234 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 7:09

spit in his iced tea or pick your nose and flick it in when he's not looking...I work food handling and let me tell you...the shows and tje movies DONT LIE!!! NEVER MESS WITH WHOEVER IS HANDLING YOUR FOOD!! =]

changesinme 0

Friday 15 October 2010 15:18

maybe it's time to look at the mirror and lose some weight unless you don't give a shit then you shouldn't be bothered what people say about you

kykyred 10

Friday 22 October 2010 19:08

u could always put the effort into loosing weight and make your voice deeper , girls don't like a guy with a higher voice than them :D

Kellycblue 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 0:45

good for you for using words that aren't in these idiots vocabulary. that sucks though.

leahtastic 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 10:11

that's sad :( lots of girls like big guys though :3

evebright 5

Wednesday 19 October 2011 14:54

And did this cause you to "flinch" and accidentally dump the rest of the pitcher in his lap, and then (the pitcher) slips out of your hand and whack him upside the head hard enough they called an ambulance? Poor man!