Miscellaneous: Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My...

By Noname - 16/03/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML

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By 1415926 - 22/01/2015 05:22 - United States

Today, I got a large envelope from a college I applied to earlier. My mom, expecting big news, made my family gather round as I opened it. It ended up being a letter of rejection from not just that school, but all three campuses of the state college. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 04:41 - United States

Today, I received my acceptance letter to one of the most prestigious universities in the US, as well as a nice scholarship. I was so proud of myself, I eagerly showed my dad, hoping he would shed a tear or two. His only words were, "Just get a job so you can get the hell out of my house." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, I received a rejection letter from a college that I'd applied to 6 years ago. FML

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By gdog10122 - 12/01/2013 09:52 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad, thinking it was an advertisement, threw away a letter from the college I applied to. FML

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By reject - 21/01/2011 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, when taking a group picture with my closest friends, a passing parent congratulated us on getting into the same university for next year. She's wrong. They're all going to Cambridge, except for me. I was rejected. FML

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By Sad nerd - 05/01/2013 17:09 - United Kingdom - Ringwood

Today, I got an offer to study at a good university. My father has been pushing me to apply for years, so I ecstatically broke the news. Instead of congratulating me, he just grunted and delivered the more important news that he's divorcing my mum. Moment ruined. FML

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By SapphireRaven - 07/09/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I found out that I was denied for work study eligibility by my college. I went to my financial advisor to ask why. It wasn't my grades or attendance. Apparently my father makes too much money for me to get a job at the school. My dad was fired 3 months ago and has been out of work since. FML

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By TooPoorForPrivateUni - 09/10/2016 16:18 - United Kingdom - Mitcham

Today, I got into my dream university. I also got turned down for the scholarship and the loan that would enable me to actually go. FML

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By ai_lauren - 19/12/2014 04:04 - United States - Bayonne

Today, I got 3 different rejection letters mailed to me from the same college. FML

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By Jibber96 - 14/11/2015 13:31 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I was walking with a friend to tell him how excited I was for college and even motivating him to apply for the same school, until I found out later that I got rejected. FML

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vonstrangle 0

Monday 16 March 2009 16:04

That must be equally embarrassing for him.

kaset_j 0

Monday 16 March 2009 16:25

Obviously you assumed you could just get in because your daddy works there and probably didn't try to do well in high school. Your loss.

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jordyk 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 3:40

that would suck

djwilson50 3

Thursday 7 July 2011 22:18

now you can go to an actual university ;)

Vurmz 0

Friday 8 July 2011 2:54

it doesn't matter if he's your dad. you weren't good enough.

horrsegal 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 1:32

ydi for trying to use connections to get in

mlexi21 5

Sunday 24 July 2011 1:34

YDI for thinking you could get in because of your dad.

caomanac 3

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:48

Just because your pop is on the board doesn't mean you qualify for the school nut I agree that does suck

nashanator 1

Monday 8 August 2011 5:29

I hate people that think just because their parents work at a university that they automatically get accepted.

wigg3r 5

Wednesday 10 August 2011 7:05

what a slap in the face, nothing says your stupid like your dad rejecting you from college does

smart_stupid 4

Sunday 14 August 2011 6:38

That's where my brother's going :D

chaseho 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 9:38

he must think you are a retard lol

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