By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 203
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Same thing different taste

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maybe she left because you were onto her secret plans and clever tricks

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It's funny because she was probably the one hot woman who isn't a bitch. FYL

VooDooXII 0

Confidence is important...you just shot yourself in the foot.

Incredibly poor word choice, regardless of your good intent. Let's look at some definitions of the word "prank": -a ludicrous or grotesque act done for fun and amusement -buffoonery -a mischievous trick or practical joke Did you think that implying someone was a "joke" or some form of "buffoonery" would be a compliment? I would say FYL for being so hopeless, but if you're able to sit by yourself in a bar, you have had at least 21 years to figure out how to not say such plainly insensitive things to people and you just haven't been paying attention.

blackxmortals 0

Maybe she left because idiots with retarded pick-up lines annoy her. (That would be most girls, actually.) Think before you talk, perhaps?

That's a really really stupid thing to say It's ok, bro I never know how to talk to a girl

SirAlan 0

i think dat lady wanted u to buy her a drink. u saved urself some money!

beautiful girls are just people too you know, not out to get you.

nixxx90 0

im pretty sure she left because of what you thought was a good pick up line.