By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML
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Same thing different taste

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maybe she left because you were onto her secret plans and clever tricks

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frdm 0

haha this was practically made for the YDI category. thats kind of surprising though, men are usually extremely narcissistic and believe they can get whichever woman they want. hmm

YDI for saying something stupid like that...and for not stopping her and explaining.

proudstub 0

This is neither FYL nor YDI. You actually saved yourself a much more serious FML, she might be a prostitute or psychotic serial killing men-hater or even a criminal that would take advantage of you in a way or another, I would've done exactly the same. There's a simple rule to apply in such cases: if the chick is hot and she approaches you, whether you're Brad Pitt or Elephant Man you have to be careful because there's a snake in the grass. The reason ? - A self-confident hot chick never approaches men, ever. Body language is largely sufficient to attract guys and hot chicks have a reputation to protect (they never sell themselves cheap) - A hot chick with self-confidence issues doesn't approach random guys either, precisely because of those very issues. Remember, when it's hot, it burns. And last but not least, we guys are like the T-rex in Jurassic Park 1, we don't like food to be brought to us, we like to hunt our own food.

you guys posting YDI are a bunch of asses. i can relate to the OP on this one.

You could have saved some rump by adding a compliment at the end... YDI

thats a dumb line.... that's kind of a weird thing to say when meeting a person