By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 21:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was released from jail. I had helped a three year old girl get up after falling on a wet floor at the mall last night when the security guards tasered me. Only this morning did they tell me they had mistaken me for a child molester that looks a little bit like me. FML
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EngineerJane 0

That's today society for you. All males are rapist and all females are goddesses.

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Schiffy 18

This is why you should always carry ID

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haleyamannda 0

so the first thing you did was go to fml? that's the most pathetic thing I have ever heard

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suckmysarcasm 10

dont taze me bro! ; )

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Ugi 26

No good dead ever goes unpunished, as they say. FYL.

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johnikan 1

You do know you can sue and makes lots of money.....right??!!

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wildcoyote 6

At least you weren't registered as a sex offender....

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ih82bl8 2

Wait, were you the child molester and they thought u were still in jail...

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jonwassing 3

Amazing how every man who helps any kid out automatically becomes a sexual predator. And they say sexism doesn't go both ways......

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iateapenguin 27

I did too, but only after reading your comment!

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