By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 21:15 - United States

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Today, I was released from jail. I had helped a three year old girl get up after falling on a wet floor at the mall last night when the security guards tasered me. Only this morning did they tell me they had mistaken me for a child molester that looks a little bit like me. FML
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EngineerJane 0

That's today society for you. All males are rapist and all females are goddesses.

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Calyx_fml 21

There was a time when children were raised by the whole community. Those times are gone. Thank the culture of ownership brought to you by the agricultural revolution.

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kingtz 6

Op, fyl for what happened, but wtf does any of this even have to do with ' Intimacy'? Other than the child molester you were mistaken for being intimate with children?

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Kua_Mei 0

This is why I have decided that I will no longer interact with, look at, or otherwise acknowledge children once I turn 18. Well, at least not when there are overzealous law enforcement officers present. I mean, seriously, how would that warrant tasing (SP?) and detainment? FYL

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dansco 24

Released from jail eh? What for?! These days its best to leave kids who hurt themselves or get lost etc as you can get called or accused of child molester :(

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foremostsucks1 0

I can see where they are coming from if the guy is wanted bad enough but u would think that if ur holding the kid and they accidentally tase the kid well all hell would break lose

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Fuzzwolf 3

I would sue the hell out of them for wrongful detention or something. Stupid ass police should be able to figure these things quicker that that -.-

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wtfcammelcheese 0

u should c if u can sue I'm sure there's some law about having to say stop and all that

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