Work: Today, I was reviewing documents at work, only to find one of...

By cakefete2 - 04/07/2014 17:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was reviewing documents at work, only to find one of my coworkers has been signing off on paperwork, claiming he's been walking one of the residents daily. Aside from being a double leg amputee, the patient died two weeks ago. The state review board comes this week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 311

You deserved it 3 971

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Review

By crub - 05/03/2009 15:10 - United States

Today, I had my quarterly review with my supervisor at the warehouse I work at. He told me I was doing great and we discussed my raise. After I left his office, his supervisor told me I was being fired for my attendance. The last time I missed work was to attend a funeral. Five months ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 588

You deserved it 2 325

DOA

By Nasu Johi - 06/09/2018 00:00 - United States - New York

Today, as a CNA, I had to go through the belongings of a patient. His phone rang and I answered - it was his boss. As I explained, he cut me off and said to "drop the act" and "he better be there now or he's fired". He was pronounced dead-on-arrival. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 675

You deserved it 197

By Anonymous - 19/04/2014 01:19 - Norway - Mo I Rana

Today, I accidentally let a huge one rip while tending to an older patient at the nursing home where I work. The patient passed away shortly thereafter. Coincidence? FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 605

You deserved it 7 467

By mrdentist - 02/12/2010 13:20

Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 848

You deserved it 5 538

Nostradamus

By mcdeez - 22/09/2009 02:06 - New Zealand

Today, I had to cover for a coworker who didn't turn up for work. He's always late for work and I was pissed off about having to cover for him again, so I said to my colleagues, "He better be either in hospital or dead." Turns out he was dead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 540

You deserved it 14 378

By no name - 22/06/2013 07:20 - United States - Gaylord

Today, while working at my job at a nursing home, I slipped and fell. It wouldn't be so bad if it was just water. No, one of the residents had just had an "accident". FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 762

You deserved it 3 835

By janedoe - 12/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

I agree, your life sucks 91 810

You deserved it 12 748

Spooky

By Anonymous - 29/04/2020 17:00

Today, I work as a RGN in an old victorian-style nursing home. Due to Covid-19, we've lost many residents, one passing just the night prior while I was with him. This morning, the TV turned on its own at nearly 4 a.m. in the lounge, and one of the HCAs reported stuff falling off in the corridor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 696

You deserved it 166

By facepalm - 05/02/2013 03:30 - United States - Sayreville

Today, working as a nurse, I saw a patient in for follow-up after a partial leg amputation. I checked her blood pressure and gave her the reading, which prompted her husband to ask what it meant. She replied, "I'm alive." Before I could stop myself, "And kicking" spilled out of my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 305

You deserved it 9 509

Brain freeze

By Anonymous - 13/06/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I work at a hospice center. At 3AM, a call just went out to a man's family to come because he was dying. I didn't realize that this man was my old friend's grandpa. When I saw her, I smiled really big and said, "Hey! Great to see you!" Her grandpa was ACTIVELY DYING. Stupid stupid stupid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 492

You deserved it 175

katty18724 25

Friday 4 July 2014 23:10

That co worker needs to be fired..

Aspen_Grace33 27

Friday 4 July 2014 23:12

I can't believe he got away with this for that long. Doesn't anyone else check up on these "caregivers"?

Comments

Freethaawave 19

Saturday 5 July 2014 4:52

I just pictured a vase of ashes on an extendable leash...

theonecasey 27

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:30

Horrible person..

RandomPrius 15

Saturday 5 July 2014 6:35

I don't see how this is much a FML, the board will see where he signed and he'll get punished, you're not afflicted by this in any way

pjsmamasan 10

Saturday 5 July 2014 15:32

I know how you feel.....

orangefall 4

Saturday 5 July 2014 17:14

Shouldn't those papers be check daily or once a week just to keep track of those who actually do their job? o_O

DSilver1988 15

Saturday 5 July 2014 17:33

The walking part can be explained, the caregiver could push a wheel chair around so the resident gets out of their room. But the resident would have to be alive to do that. Lol.

lvg_fml 10

Saturday 5 July 2014 17:40

The state comes in for inspection once a year to every facility. OP is probably doing chart audits in preparation for the state visit I've seen people escorted from the building for this type of thing and more recently an administrator received a jail sentence for Medicare fraud