By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through my jeans. I went to the med clinic to then find out that I had to get stitches in my scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML
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wordly 0

Ouch! Bad scene. YDI a little bit for not seeing that coming when you rode without a seat.

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paks7 0

umm....use a seat cover?? why the hell would you ride a bike without a seat?

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briannaroxx 0

but u wouldnt want male doctors looking at that sooo......?

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charmander2354 0

sucks for you, but why wouldn't there be a seat cover? :( and WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE COMMENTS. i don't think there should be this "thumbs up thumbs down" bulltrash anymore, comments should stay and not be "buried".

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THC_fml 0

... What the **** is with all these negative votes?? -_-;

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newguy12 0

This burying thing is bullshit, this site is actually starting to annoy me

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nanoflacka 0

Owch! I am so sorry!

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thelonelylurker 0

Sir, if you would go against every primal male instinct and risk possible scrotal damage by pitting your genitals against metal and gravity, then I say you deserved it.

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retardthinkswhat 3

That's embarassing but someone's gotta stitch you up so it might as well be a female doctor. Unless you're gay.

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Chico_Batzwana 0

Damn. well your lucky that you didn't hit an artery in you thigh. better to loose your ballsac than your life.

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