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By embareassed - 20/01/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML

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By smyp - 27/08/2015 08:23 - Lithuania

Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML

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By Alice - 01/08/2009 08:15 - United States

Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML

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By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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By soldier - 06/05/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML

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By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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By dukemisery - 12/12/2016 09:33 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, after being trapped in an elevator for 4 hours, I really had to pee. Just when I decided to pee in the elevator shaft, the lift doors opened. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By Zoro - 13/09/2023 21:00 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, I had a wet fart with liquid in my underwear that I could smell. I let the one guy in front of me take the elevator so he wouldn't smell me. When the next empty elevator showed up, seven people started lining up behind me. FML

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By slashteddy - 09/09/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

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By anonymous - 17/01/2017 20:00

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML

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startafire 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:14

Why the hell would you do that? Pervert. Besides, a lot of elevators have cameras too.

WakingTheFallen 2

Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:15

Why would you want to pull your pants and underwear down anyway?

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kanbak 0

Monday 25 January 2010 3:57

wtf

Ryuu_Girl 0

Monday 25 January 2010 4:04

Why did you pull down your pants...

OBCD_fml 0

Monday 25 January 2010 5:52

I've actually done this b 4 in a hotel in japan but thankfully never stopped

tdawgheath 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 4:53

"Just for kicks" Who the F*** pulls their pants down in public anyway. Douchebag. YTDI

xpsycho_bitchx 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 22:12

lol classic ha ha ha funny as ****. wish i could have seen it although ur penis is probs the size of ur brain which size is like zero?

ChaplainNinja 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:19

Fool.

kell90 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 18:35

omg so stupid

krizznitch20 0

Friday 12 March 2010 9:38

pants on the ground got pants in the ground

LoveUJustinBiebe 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:33

ha,lookin like a fool with ur pants on the ground!

lonidani9229 3

Tuesday 6 April 2010 0:29

Exactly WHO besides YOU takes their PANTS off in an ELEVATOR???!!!! That was DUMB.

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