Money: Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding...

By Joe thomas - 24/07/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML

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By thoughthewasjoking - 15/08/2014 21:10 - United States - Bessemer

Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML

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By carson28 - 17/12/2010 02:23 - United States

Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I witnessed a homeless man fall off of his bike and land face first onto the pavement. Bleeding and shivering in the 40 degree weather, I gave him the coat off of my back. He got up like nothing happened and sprinted away with it. Oh yeah, my wallet was in the inside pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 20:05 - United States

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML

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By HaliMali - 22/02/2015 18:21 - United States - Hastings

Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2015 16:58 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 09:19

Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML

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By katiebell - 04/10/2019 12:00

Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML

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marijuanasmoker4 3

Sunday 24 July 2011 12:19

He must have thought you were donating it for his trip back to Oklahoma.

Jacobt24 19

Sunday 24 July 2011 12:22

$2.00 in this economy? No wonder he stole your bike.

Comments

hayleybug24 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 12:57

you deserved that. people on the side of the street asking for money seem to be up to no good.

True_Legend 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 14:10

sometimes.. but not all the times.

SLC_grumpypants 5

Sunday 24 July 2011 16:37

AMEN!! Never give those people anything!!

portcaveman 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:31

you and me are on the same page... I have tons of dml moments

UnknownParticle 7

Sunday 24 July 2011 13:08

Never trust someone from Oklahoma :/ That's what my parents tought me...

Fx13mz 7

Sunday 24 July 2011 14:55

It's true.

jkozzy 8

Sunday 24 July 2011 19:52

************

SpeechQween94 14

Monday 25 July 2011 9:28

jackass

I_LOVE_CAPS 2

Monday 25 July 2011 18:44

I'm from Oklahoma. :'(

YacL 15

Sunday 24 July 2011 13:09

"But all I saw was... cheapy the cheap-skate"

SwaggerMelon 6

Sunday 24 July 2011 17:19

Spongebob reference ftw.

Bekll 31

Sunday 24 July 2011 13:10

I don't understand how you can give him money and then he takes it. He gets the money when you give it to him, he can't then take it. I can understand you holding money out to him and he takes it...

sxcthaigirl 6

Sunday 24 July 2011 13:44

woww! I hate when you try and do something nice, and it ends up blowing up in your face! :/

SLC_grumpypants 5

Sunday 24 July 2011 16:36

That's why in my older age I'm just an arsehole. been burned too many times by people.

Jacobt24 19

Sunday 24 July 2011 21:07

like blow jobs?

Casuality 6

Sunday 24 July 2011 13:52

Don't believe everything hobos write on signs.

BOOSCAREDU 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 20:59

the only sign you must believe is "I need money for my goldfishes funeral*" cause come on guys fish are awesome and they need graves too *I don't know if I wrote funeral right...