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By Joe thomas - 24/07/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML

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By thoughthewasjoking - 15/08/2014 21:10 - United States - Bessemer

Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML

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By carson28 - 17/12/2010 02:23 - United States

Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I witnessed a homeless man fall off of his bike and land face first onto the pavement. Bleeding and shivering in the 40 degree weather, I gave him the coat off of my back. He got up like nothing happened and sprinted away with it. Oh yeah, my wallet was in the inside pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 20:05 - United States

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML

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By HaliMali - 22/02/2015 18:21 - United States - Hastings

Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2015 16:58 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 09:19

Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML

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By katiebell - 04/10/2019 12:00

Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML

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marijuanasmoker4 3

Sunday 24 July 2011 12:19

He must have thought you were donating it for his trip back to Oklahoma.

Jacobt24 19

Sunday 24 July 2011 12:22

$2.00 in this economy? No wonder he stole your bike.

Comments

baseballlegitly0 2

Sunday 24 July 2011 14:51

the world today eh

stuner56 22

Sunday 24 July 2011 14:53

it always seems like people have bad luck when they give money to hobos

modernknight 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 23:05

I remember when my fiancé was attending Baylor in Waco Texas, she decided to go to mcdonalds with her friend and I. there was a hobo there that was hungry, had his own money, but they wouldn't serve him so we got him a big Mac meal with a pepsi. When we gave it to him he called my girl and her friend Baylor brats, then said that the drink better not be pepsi since he hates pepsi. never trust a hobo!

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Sunday 24 July 2011 15:20

YDI for trustin a dirty hobo!

LuhDemDinosaurz 6

Sunday 24 July 2011 15:33

How did he do this.? When he was walking towards your bike did you just stand their.?and when he started it'd take a minute to go fast. so....yeah.

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Sunday 24 July 2011 15:46

I loled at this lol

MangoRico1 1

Sunday 24 July 2011 15:57

so you paid him $2 for your bike...I think you were ripped off

llolmrroflmao 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 16:12

I always wondered how they got bikes?

PapSmearNinja 4

Sunday 24 July 2011 16:33

never trust the homeless

SLC_grumpypants 5

Sunday 24 July 2011 16:33

That's why you NEVER give money to panhandlers....EVER!! Hope you find him and whip his azz!! might start with the roads heading North toward Oklahoma.