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By Lame - 10/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

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Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML

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Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 01:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2018 15:00

Today, I went to a comic shop to celebrate Free Comic Book Day. A guy in a really nice Spider-Man costume showed up, so I asked and got a selfie with him on my way out. When I got home, I realized my wallet was missing from my back pocket. I was robbed by Spider-Man. FML

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By RosaP - 28/02/2009 06:40 - Canada

Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2015 15:12

Today, we had a great night out with my girlfriend and even won a costume contest together. I guess I wasn't the only one who had a great night, because when I got home I found that someone had robbed my apartment. FML

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Sunday 10 July 2011 9:24

What were you dressed as, Shredder?

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Sunday 10 July 2011 9:24

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AlexRen 21

Sunday 10 July 2011 23:54

COWABANGA Dude!!

knicksfanfolife 0

Monday 11 July 2011 0:04

wow ur lame

DalekScythe 0

Monday 11 July 2011 0:27

well they gotta buy their pizza somehow! :P

gunman15 4

Monday 11 July 2011 0:41

1234 turtles which one was it?

demonkitten 1

Monday 11 July 2011 0:42

that's hilarious

snarkysays4 0

Monday 11 July 2011 0:42

awesome costume though?

smiley6 0

Monday 11 July 2011 0:55

which one?! Leo Raphael Michelangelo or Donatello?

ironwords 8

Monday 11 July 2011 1:05

you should have gave him your money

cinderella10383 6

Monday 11 July 2011 1:06

which one?? lmao

xXwolflegionXx 8

Monday 11 July 2011 1:17

Tell their master rat guy, he'll straighten that guy out!

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