Money: Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume....

By Lame - 10/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 01:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2018 15:00

Today, I went to a comic shop to celebrate Free Comic Book Day. A guy in a really nice Spider-Man costume showed up, so I asked and got a selfie with him on my way out. When I got home, I realized my wallet was missing from my back pocket. I was robbed by Spider-Man. FML

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By RosaP - 28/02/2009 06:40 - Canada

Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2015 15:12

Today, we had a great night out with my girlfriend and even won a costume contest together. I guess I wasn't the only one who had a great night, because when I got home I found that someone had robbed my apartment. FML

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Sunday 10 July 2011 9:24

What were you dressed as, Shredder?

CasualZombie 6

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:24

OH THE IRONY

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Bloothebawss 9

Monday 11 July 2011 6:11

That was you? I'm sorry.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 11 July 2011 6:12

I once got hit on by a guy in a Mario costume.

supercrack11 1

Monday 11 July 2011 6:17

get the pizza!

arrowsshot 0

Monday 11 July 2011 6:42

You let some douchebag in a ninja turtle costume rob you? You took him seriously?..

Oaker2 0

Monday 11 July 2011 7:02

sorry about that

crowbar_2010 2

Monday 11 July 2011 7:11

teenage delinquent criminal turtles......?

adayto_forget 0

Monday 11 July 2011 7:34

was it atleast the purple one? :o

Enigmax2514 7

Monday 11 July 2011 8:05

3 words ... WTF

kateleen16 0

Monday 11 July 2011 8:07

failure on your part.

bharted85 7

Monday 11 July 2011 8:17

what a creative way to dress when robbing someone.

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