By CaraMaria - 24/11/2015 09:02 - United States

Today, I was roused from my peaceful slumber by the sound of evil laughter coming from my closet. It was my old Furby, with dead batteries, that I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago. FML
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CaraMaria 6

Yes. I have since tried to destroy the demonic thing, but I'm sure it's only a matter of time before it comes back to life.

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jjumprope 24

Burn down the house. Get out while you can.

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saifnaqvi11 21

Maybe they added a secret back up function that would turn it on and scare the living shit out of someone years later :P

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momac86 17

No worries that's perfectly normal... Run fast and far away

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m3aga1n 16

Leave the country. Change your name. Leave everything behind.

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SayWeCanHanley 8

There is no escaping the Furby. it will find you, and eat you alive.

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zyero 9

I used to have a black furby as a kid, bad choice because it comes with blood red eyes, damn voice box in that thing died along with the batteries and it would come to life in the middle of the night inside the glass door of the entertainment system, with the garbled voice box it's come to life spontaneously sounding like lucipher's spokesman

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xxsakuraxx 29

Speaking of Lucifer, what year was it? Cause Sam Winchester did accidentally let him out for a while.

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hman1025 17

But... You did get rid of it... Unless...

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GreekGleek6 22

Don't worry, I have years of training from watching Supernatural. First, name a circle of salt and put that thing in it. Second look up and say the main change to get rid of demonic beings. Third, cover the thing in holy water, then salt and burn it. Lastly, put salt on all your windows and have a demons trap in your thresholds. And one more thing. Don't blink, blink and you're dead. These things are fast, faster than you can believe. Good luck.

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