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By Anonymous - 25/04/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, I was running a marathon. I stopped to massage my stiff legs, when an elderly spectator taunted, "Oohhh yeah, that's it! Massage those legs good, boy!" She looked about 70. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 15:34 - United States

Today, I was running a marathon for my school. Two hot girls started talking to me, so I glanced at them, and smiled. I turned back, just in time to knee a little boy in the face. FML

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By crazycatlady1890 - 02/05/2019 18:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I finished a full marathon and just wanted to relax and get pampered by my husband afterwards. Instead, I spent the evening taking care of him and his back because he had a spasm. Don't worry, he feels much better now. Meanwhile, I can’t move my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. FML

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By Jake - 29/04/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

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By Tattooed and Sexy - 18/06/2023 22:00

Today, I volunteered at a 50 km trail race for charity and was at the service of a walker. It was fun until after the walk was completed, when he made me take off his boots and socks, and massage his big, super stinky, sweaty bare feet. His putrid feet were inches from my face the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2025 00:00 - United States - Gary

Today, I went outside to start jogging for improving my ever declining fitness. A kind stranger yelled, “You’re doing great!” as I was wheezing after my first block. I was sitting on a bench. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 00:01

Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML

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By luvs2spooge89 - 01/05/2013 14:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML

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By FatRunner - 05/11/2009 07:41 - New Zealand

Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML

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By rolypoly - 05/03/2014 12:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last 2 miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML

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truehitman2010 0

Monday 25 April 2011 23:09

we need a Wtf? button

oliveindamiddle 0

Monday 25 April 2011 23:08

I don't think this is a fyl or a ydi... it's just one of those moments in life where you're like.. WTF. :)

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oliveindamiddle 0

Monday 25 April 2011 23:19

#8 - do you have a problem with choir? huhhhh?

tahvoh 3

Monday 25 April 2011 23:21

Congratulations,You Attract Elderly:)

Decodedman 1

Monday 25 April 2011 23:23

This takes on even more disturbing implications if op is black...

boygeorgebaby 0

Monday 25 April 2011 23:26

well at least you know you have nice legs! xP that's kinda gross though, but still! fyl though!

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 25 April 2011 23:28

next time, don't wiggle your butt back and forth while massaging yourself and you wont get the (old) ladies hot and bothered.

number1beaner 0

Monday 25 April 2011 23:30

Old ladies need loving to. Your selfish op

Twaffle 0

Monday 25 April 2011 23:35

Since she was supporting your sexy physique, it wasn't "jeering" it was cheering. Jeering would be an insult, and you just sound whiny. "oh wah wah someone finds me attractive" 1. Nobody cares 2. There are actual ugly and unfit people in the world 3. Consult the dictionary, since you don't know what jeering is

LadyNutella11 0

Monday 25 April 2011 23:38

I would thoroughly enjoy that :D

FallonFerSure 6

Monday 25 April 2011 23:39

I see no problem here.

fionasarah 0

Monday 25 April 2011 23:39

don't be hating. old ladies got to be wheeling someone, next time this happens just say 430$ an hour lady. we all know the average north American pension plan can't afford that ;)