Intimacy: Today, I was running late for work so instead of walking the...

By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:06 - Philippines

Today, I was running late for work so instead of walking the ten minutes to the office, I took a taxi. The driver took the opportunity to share the story of his first sexual experience with a man. In great detail. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2012 14:52 - United States

Today, I took my first fare as a qualified taxi driver. The pride soon diminished as I was forced to listen to my passenger give a greatly detailed description of his recent colonoscopy. FML

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Great story man, but…

By hapless - 16/01/2009 07:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I was late for work and took a taxi. The driver told me he tried to commit suicide recently. I listened to him for 20 minutes, sat outside my workplace with the meter off. He charged me £5.80 and my boss gave me a warning for being late. FML

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Hard knock life

By rockytrolley - 08/10/2014 09:01 - Cyprus

Today, my taxi driver kept falling asleep and swerving off the road, so I asked him if he was okay. He stopped and burst out sobbing about the long hours he had to do after his divorce, and his wife taking all he had. Long story short, I ended up driving him home and getting another taxi from his place. FML

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By Celeste - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Singapore

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

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Scammers gonna scam

By nobody asked you! - 25/03/2019 21:00

Today, it's my first day as an expat. Hoping to arrive early for work, I hailed a cab. The driver took it upon himself to take the scenic route and play tour guide, no matter how much I refused. Not only was I late, he turned violent when I refused to pay his $100 fare plus a "talent fee." FML

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By horny and alone - 04/11/2018 03:00

Today, I went home with my cute coworker. What started out as a little dirty talk and teasing ended with him admitting he was in a terrible emotional place, then sending me home in an Uber so he could sleep. FML

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By stevenr579 - 23/01/2013 23:33 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML

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By missprude666 - 19/01/2012 08:32 - Australia

Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML

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TMI, dude

By linren - 28/03/2009 18:40 - United States

Today, I was riding in the car with my new boyfriend. He had "something serious" to tell me. He started to emotionally confess his addiction to masturbation. In detail. The drive was two hours long. FML

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Vent away

By GregIsGreg - 10/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I was getting into a Uber after a long day at work. I opened the door, sat down, and started venting to the driver about my horrible day. Five minutes in, I realized I had climbed into a random stranger’s car. He didn’t even tell me; he just let me complain. FML

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Thursday 12 March 2009 18:04

that was his way of saying "FU for hiring me for a 2 minute ride you lazy @$$"

mac_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 18:15

i wonder if he tells that story to any other stranger, or just thought you were special enough to be the one to heat it.

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dukesucks69 0

Monday 16 March 2009 0:52

was he wearing a turban?

superson_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 1:33

Are you kidding? That's hilarious!

inlimbo11 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:22

and at no point during his story, as disgusting as it obviously was to you, did you think to ask him to refrain from sharing his personal life with you? or maybe tell him that you're paying him to drive, not share his gay sex life with you? you deserved that one. congratulations.

knottyhead 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 18:47

what kind of nasty freak would do that??

ggen 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:52

did you @ least make it on time? perfect way to end that phrase would've been: "Today, I was running late for work so instead of walking the ten minutes to the office, I took a taxi. The driver took the opportunity to share the story of his first sexual experience with a man. In great detail. I ended up being late anyway."

whatisthis1 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:51

in one of your fmls you say you are 16...what office do you work at?

blueeeyes 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:03

aright just one question if it was a 10 minute walk to your work, how would the taxi driver have the time to tell you his first sexual experience with a man in detail anyway? It would probably take you like 3 minutes to get there, or less. FAKE!