Miscellaneous: Today, I was running on a soccer field and accidentally dropped...

By FGum - 30/07/2009 05:56 - United States

Today, I was running on a soccer field and accidentally dropped my gum from my mouth. No one had noticed so I picked it up and started chewing again. It was a different flavor. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By splitzville - 16/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML

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By gumchuck - 05/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Marshall

Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML

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By LaurenLehmmman - 27/12/2009 22:22 - United States

Today, I was singing while lying upside down chewing gum. My dad was trying to focus on the current football game and hushed me. I yelled, "No!" resulting in my gum becoming lodged in my windpipe. I shut up after all. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2014 17:24 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I was walking to a job interview. I needed to get rid of some gum but there were no trash cans in sight, so I spat it out on the ground. Next thing I know, some guy grabs me, sticks the gum in my hair, and walks off, muttering curses. I couldn't get it out in time for the interview. FML

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By Bad at life - 18/10/2018 13:30

Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML

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By GogurtBadass - 18/09/2013 16:55 - United States - Olympia

Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML

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By doggybag - 24/09/2009 05:17 - Canada

Today, I was walking my dogs. I had a doggy bag, and was holding it closed, then breathing in it, so it would blow up. My dogs 'went', so I picked it up and kept walking. As I was heading home, I absent-mindedly started blowing into the bag again. Everything ended up in my mouth and on my face. FML

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Hey you

By djteller - 25/04/2009 00:13 - Israel

Today, while I was running around the block, I got the urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML

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Cheers, Doc

By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 00:00

Today, I accidentally swallowed a piece of gum. My doctor says it'll pass in 7-10 years. FML

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MidstOfDarkness 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 13:27

What the hell... you don't drop gum and put it back in your mouth...... It's disgusting

I_Piss_Glitter 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 13:27

YDI for eating gum off a soccer field.

Comments

capricaz 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 15:53

wtf? Who picks up a gum they dropped and puts it back into their mouth??? What can't you live without gum??? YDI

iSlowPwnz 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:00

lol nubz YDI

shewasalmost18 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:04

haha that is awesome

iFruit 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:25

LMAO plexico

lovesucksxxx 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:37

What the hell is wrong with you?

jessxoxo28 5

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:43

ok, that is so disgusting.

Nickenator 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:48

i have 2 comments. 1-Its football not soccer. 2- You are sick as hell.

WeGoWildcat 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 17:05

He is in America and we call it soccer. Why do people always yell at Americans for correcting another country's way of saying something and then think it is alright to correct us on how we say something?

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Thursday 30 July 2009 17:11

Yeah when people say, "Red is my favourite colour." Then an American is like, "DERZ NO 'U' IN FAVORITE & COLOR DUMBASS!!!1" then people yell at them... but if it's the other way around no one cares ;o But the extra 'u' makes it look fancier/sexier anyway so that's how I spell it~ & I just noticed that the person who said it's football lives in USA.

ananamoose 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 22:35

@#33 dont be a douche guy and try and be different by using the word football instead of soccer, and if your going to be a cuntburger and do that don't correct other people, it's ridonculous, that you feel you have to project on other people like that, to show some self ill conceived superiority