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By 21 years old btw - 09/09/2021 01:55

Today, I was screamed at for bleeding onto my sheets. Not only am I always irregular by several weeks, but I have also never had a PMS symptom in my life. FML

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lalalaila777 24

Sunday 16 July 2023 4:23

who the **** is yelling at you for bleeding on your sheets? they sound stupid, and probably ugly, bleed all you want, its natural and washable. sorry you're dealing with being yelled at for being a menstruating woman

randybryant799 20

Saturday 18 September 2021 10:00

Wait...you're complaining because you don't have pms??

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randybryant799 20

Saturday 18 September 2021 10:00

Wait...you're complaining because you don't have pms??

Nico Noppe 10

Saturday 18 September 2021 13:02

If you're irregular by weeks, I'd suggest going to the doctor for some birth control to regulate it.

lalalaila777 24

Sunday 16 July 2023 4:23

who the **** is yelling at you for bleeding on your sheets? they sound stupid, and probably ugly, bleed all you want, its natural and washable. sorry you're dealing with being yelled at for being a menstruating woman

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