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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

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Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
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ColbyGB 13

Like mother, like daughter

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firechicky 12

look at it this way, maybe one day you can tell your younger brother/sister you heard their conception.

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spikekutter 9

what are you waiting for? go get some too!

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RavenCheyenneC 12

What does dirty texts have to do with the situation at all?

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TheDrifter 23

Dirty texts were getting OP into the mood. A mid that was ruined by the realization, and probable mental image, of her mother having sex.

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yanksby7 6

Exactly! I feel like that was thrown in there more of less to tell us she had a boyfriend than to actually prove a point

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michaelm1290 23

Now you know where your libido came from

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Mossears133 15

OP's mom probably can't hear her being sexual!

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bruins46 6

I think the problem lies more within the fact that OP can hear said sexual activity. Never underestimate how traumatic that can be.

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boobsarefun 4

yeah ya downsyndrome

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firstdayofmay 8

Well the apple doesn't fall from the tree now does it?

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deathy94 14

Depends on where the tree is. If its in a hill, then the apple might fall farther away.

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yanksby7 6

What the hell happened to my comment?!

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life_sucks225 13

im wondering if this is my girlfriend because the same thing happened to me O_o

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MissA7X 11

Do you live in Guatemala?

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A7XCamaro 19

Not unless there is a California in Guatemala.

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Drifting 21

Hey, everyone has to get it on at some point....but at least your mom was getting it on for real! Lol

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Dusty_Busters 15

Way to throw us off by making us think it was about you and your bd. What a twist!

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