Intimacy: Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I...

By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML

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By JDLAX1924 - 05/08/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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Lock your doors

By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 00:14

Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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Cold shower

By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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Knock first!

By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 06:00

Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML

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ColbyGB 13

Saturday 1 June 2013 5:37

Like mother, like daughter

firechicky 12

Saturday 1 June 2013 5:34

look at it this way, maybe one day you can tell your younger brother/sister you heard their conception.

Comments

kaitieloo 22

Saturday 1 June 2013 7:07

Trying to see the correlation between your texts and their sex... As in the relevance...

Ceejay1 13

Saturday 1 June 2013 7:10

We all know where you get your dirty thoughts from.

JessicaZado 11

Saturday 1 June 2013 7:23

Looks like you weren't the only one in the mood

sophiehall 3

Saturday 1 June 2013 7:40

No...

inthedopeshow 17

Saturday 1 June 2013 7:42

My favorite part about this is how irrelevant the fact you were sending dirty texts to your boyfriend is to the actual FML

MissMess 12

Saturday 1 June 2013 7:48

My favourite part is that teenagers (I'm guessing here OP) still get grossed out by their parents having sex. Honestly I was the same but now I'm an adult with two kids of my own I'm like, you get yours girl! Hahaha.

baileygirl88 8

Saturday 1 June 2013 9:34

I agree, I don't understand how they connect either.

xStaciexLynnx 15

Saturday 1 June 2013 14:44

Agreed. I was expecting something totally different from this FML when I started reading it. It's like OP just wanted to let us know she was dirty texting and then was like Oh yeah! There's an FML here too...