By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
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Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.

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Miru_fml 0

OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.

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healingtouch 0

Why would you shave your balls anyway? Just trim, man. Trim!

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Scorponok 0

Should have just bought some new batteries, you cheap fool.

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LaLaJoy 2

I honestly don't believe half of what I read on this site. If you nick yourself shaving, it may bleed a lot, but there's no way the paramedics would have to come for that. Even if you believed the original post, #90 pretty much shows that this FML isn't meant to be taken seriously. :)

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lunchmeat317 0

There are so many things wrong with this that it's not even funny. Why the **** would you bring a blade anywhere close to your balls? Your balls dude? Your balls.

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jayjaylee19 0

dude... balls... blade+balls= bad idea. that was kinda obvious

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Morelcap 0

And I thought shaving/trimming pubes was ridiculous...

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jplumbob 4

I am glad I wasn't your paramedic. I would not touch your balls. I would have made you fix it yourself.

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gamingawesome 0

Call me psychotic, but i use a nail trimmer

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findingmylemon 0

Omg I covered myself when I read this. That blows

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peaceoutt13 0

hahhahah! that is sooo ******* funnnyy! but tht really suckss..

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