By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 637
You deserved it 60 589

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ITguy1982 0

Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.

Top comments

OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.

Comments

Why would you shave your balls anyway? Just trim, man. Trim!

Scorponok 0

Should have just bought some new batteries, you cheap fool.

LaLaJoy 2

I honestly don't believe half of what I read on this site. If you nick yourself shaving, it may bleed a lot, but there's no way the paramedics would have to come for that. Even if you believed the original post, #90 pretty much shows that this FML isn't meant to be taken seriously. :)

There are so many things wrong with this that it's not even funny. Why the **** would you bring a blade anywhere close to your balls? Your balls dude? Your balls.

jayjaylee19 0

dude... balls... blade+balls= bad idea. that was kinda obvious

And I thought shaving/trimming pubes was ridiculous...

I am glad I wasn't your paramedic. I would not touch your balls. I would have made you fix it yourself.

Call me psychotic, but i use a nail trimmer

findingmylemon 0

Omg I covered myself when I read this. That blows

peaceoutt13 0

hahhahah! that is sooo ******* funnnyy! but tht really suckss..