By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
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Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.

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Miru_fml 0

OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.

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AlysonWonderland 0

Dude, just trim. We women accept that as good enough.

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kingbeau 0

Ummm, yeah, duh! Waxing or that chemical hair removal stuff are probably the only ways to go, cause any kind of shaving tool ya got has blades on it somewhere... they might be smaller but they move a lot faster and I'd hate to use them down that far... *SHIVERS*

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stedfastwolf 11

exactly I'm kind of clumsy and also that would happen to me if I tried

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anonymous0927 0

YDI for thinking you're gonna get some on the first date. if she's so great, she's probably not easy

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coffeennicotine 0

YDI for assuming the girl's going to put out.

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T_X_P 2

Shaving your balls??? Someone watches too much pr0n.

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Brokenwings92 0

that was a bad move man! I get that you wanted to impress the girl but do you really think she'd care if you had hair down there?! hope you're okay though!

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killuhb 0

Okay so honestly a guy with hair on their balls is gross. They should shave. But dude that really sucks you cut yourself. If I were her I'd be thinking "well atleast he shaves them" Hope all gets better. ;)

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GatoradeBoy 0

Ouch. Why the **** would you stick a razor down there? I agree that hair there is gross, but use a ******* trimmer like this one: http://www.balltrimmer.com/home.php Or just any good electric trimmer. **** razors hahah YDI

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rixbury 0

I shave my nuts and taint all the time....never have an issue. I call BS. Just cause you nick yourself DOESN'T mean you have to call 911. B fuggin S. and for all you derelicts who don't shave your nuts...you are either juvenile or disgusting...chicks like a cleaned up area.

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