By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States
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Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.
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pretty desperate because it is the first date. If i guy I went out with for the first time told me 'i shaved my balls just for you' I'd freak out and leave. However, regardless of the reasons, noo one deserves to get cut down there guy or girl. I'm a girl and I think trimming for both men and women is better than shaving, there is something sexy and tender about short tufts of hair down there, it seems more sensual than ingrone hairs and bald spots. Next time, just trim.
shaving.. shaving.. cut.. bleeding .. bleeding... "awww nuts!"
LOL, the same happened to my friend. although he didnt go to hospital, it healed by itself. FYL
Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.
I am sorry, but that last sentence made me laugh harder than anything on FML has made me laugh in ages.
why would you shave?
I'm assuming OP would shave those parts because he prefers to shave them, #91. Why else? O.o
I gave you a YDI mainly because you don't know how to shave your balls. I use a regular razor in the shower and bic my balls all the time. Never ever have I nicked my balls in the process. Usually hold those bastards taunt and shave in one direction. Also don't use a brand new razor down there as the razor burn can lead to pimples. Also be fricken careful man. They're your nuts after all. Don't need to lop one off trying to get ready for a hot date. I'm pretty sure that would be a buzz kill
Ouch...?
I understand wanting to look neat. I shave down there before every date, and I'm a girl. I'm sorry!
YDI for using a razor. If you cant use electric, the second option should be to just use scissors and trim....and you should always be very careful with anything sharp in that area.....
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OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.