By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
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Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.

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Miru_fml 0

OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.

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hk_fml 9

Ahhh. That's so terrible... and wtf, why are so many people against men shaving their balls? Who the hell cares, it's a personal choice.

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fuckzombies 0

This reminds me of a picture http://media.photobucket.com/image/fat%20kids%20i%20fuck%20on%20the%20first%20date/luddite209/fat-kid.jpg

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snoopy24_fml 0

i'm not a guy so obviously i don't know how this would feel, but this sounds horrible...i almost threw up thinking about it.

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the_pulgo 0

WHY?!!!!???!! You have to be pretty careless if you almost chop the balls off xD

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soccerkrzy 0

21, you must either be a boy who's never had sex, or a girl who's never had sex. So shut the **** up because you're stupid. 26, I didn't realize you share the same sack of balls with the dude... 29, see my comment for 21 Girls like balls shaved, that's a fact. NEVER, I repeat NEVER use the razor in a slicing motion while shaving your balls...lol. I've been shaving my balls for years and have never come close to a cut...

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DuotonedRainbow 0

that makes my vag hurt thinking about it. & why is everyone so opposed to a guy shaving his balls? if girls gotta keep themselves clean, then shit. so should guys. so A+ for effort. but your life suuuuuuckss.

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Phoenixman13 0

May I suggest waxing?

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benshady 0

OUCH! Thats gotta hurt. Don't put any sharp objects down there.

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Eggtart 18

YDI. Why bother shaving your balls? Unless you have some sort of medical condition where you have to. But it seems not.

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