By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States
ITguy1982 tells us more.
Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.
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"I was shaving my balls with a blade razor" = instant YDI. I look forward to reading about you on the Darwin Awards.
Ahhh... thats love right there. Willing to cut his balls for the "girl of his dreams" *sigh*
You SOO got that from ""There's Something About Mary." I call fake. Best movie ever, though. Good pick.
Sounds like you were pressing down a little too hard with that razor chief. This is pretty hilarious though. I bet the paramedics were laughing at you too.
If he wants to shave that's his choice, lots of people, men and women, prefer to shave down there. I would advise Veet or Nair cream next time though.... Unless you have an allergic reaction to it....
People, it did not say first date, but BIG date assuming they've been out more than once sooo FYL i can't even imagine
God, who cares whether you shave your balls or not? Were you planning to teabag her repeatedly or something? YDI. #36, I love that sweeping generalization thing you've got going.
Oh no! It doesn't say anywhere that this was the first date. Props to you for caring. I personally hate hairy balls. I'd love a dude that was still willing to shave them, especially when his razor had died.
Manscaping FTW. Ball cutting FTL. Goddamn. OUCH. :(
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OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.