By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
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Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.

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Miru_fml 0

OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.

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were_giraffe 2

I guess you haven't seen the Gillette channel over at youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TiJNewpCnY&feature=channel_page "how to shave the groin"... or as they said in the video "trimming the undergrowth to make the tree look taller" But i won't give you a ydi. cos that sounds painful and it was an accident

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catatonicsleep 17

8 stitches!! How big was this cut?? Usually if you catch something shaving you don't manage to make a cut big enough to need 8 stitches

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guitardedman 0

i dont get all the YDIs...when i hear this it makes me cringe. but use scissors man..it takes longer but a lot less on the line if you twitch. **** dude thats rough

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LifeSux19 0

Imagine telling that to the doctor...lmao

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fuckmylife431413 0

i shave my balls to bro. gotta do it. right b4 the date too haha, exactly what i do. and yea sry to hear that happened, i didnt really think it could happen :(

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alex_vik 0

And that's why I don't shave down there.

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xHaniffax 0

#101: Ditto :/ he doesn't mention anywhere that's its a first date...he says big date are they the same thing?

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sirmixalot 0

damn 36. I guess u haven't misspelled anything before.. I'm sure he meant your

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the_effed_life 0

wtf why the hell are you shaving your balls anyway? Never keep anything sharp near your junk. If she gives you some she's just gonna have to appreciate the hair, no need to go that far >:o FYL for the ouch but YDI for being a dumbass.

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DeezNutzz 0

he never said it was a first date you stupid *****.

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