By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
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Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.

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Miru_fml 0

OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.

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Curtieeeez 0

YDI.. What the hell would make you do that? ;_;

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miso1337 0

its funny, guys can read about any sort of pain and laugh at it, but when it comes to the family jewels, thats somthing we can't laugh at lol. im still cringing at the thought xD

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starflake 3

I'm a girl and even MY area hurt after reading that! Christ that made me cringe!

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3arthb3nd3r 0

YDI dude, whaaaat would possess you to get something that sharp that close to your balls?!

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rukusrazor 0

#97 - What is this a swim meet? Shaving armpits? Someone's a Phelps fan...

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cranberrychris89 0

aww that sucks i hope you feel better soon. and p.s girls go through painful waxing to stay clean we appreciate it if you also make the effort so A+ but im sorry it turned out so badly for you.

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rixbury 0

#90....wow, you sure did yourself in. FYL

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