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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 00:17 - United States

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 21:59 - New Zealand

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 00:10 - United Kingdom - London

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By Hatty - 14/03/2010 10:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML

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By honey soy - 29/01/2012 06:31 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML

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averagexbecca 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 1:57

Apparently, I'm not the only one that can't see this happening at all.

ccathleen_ 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 1:50

At least it's a very attractive bald patch.

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badbunny 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 5:49

better invest in a wig.

jane99 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 5:52

Yeah right.

jintal 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 6:02

The only way I can see something like this actually happening would be if the hair got caught in the blade as she turned her head and from the quick jerk it pulled the hair out. Therefore making a tiny(couldn't be that large) bald spot. But even for that to happen your hair would have to be all over your armpits where you were shaving. Which then you shouldn't touch a razor blade ever again if you could actually do something like this. YDI

Erindub 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 6:30

I'm always afraid I'm going to catch my eyeball. That thought scares me.

ddd314 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 6:36

Once i was shaving my face and i got startled and i cut off my toe. FML?

Kuro_koumori 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 7:25

How would this work, exactly?

Chickmechanic69 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 7:42

Ok if everyone is talking about logic a) the op never once said where the bald spot was. I.e her head like everyone is saying and b) underarm can also describe the forearm not necessairly your armpit. And also that being said if you got a bald spot from catching hair and ripping it out that's going to be one small bald spot. so oh no you ripped out a little hair. Definitely a fyl...... Not