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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 00:10 - United Kingdom - London

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What the **** was that?

By Hatty - 14/03/2010 10:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML

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By honey soy - 29/01/2012 06:31 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML

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averagexbecca 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 1:57

Apparently, I'm not the only one that can't see this happening at all.

ccathleen_ 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 1:50

At least it's a very attractive bald patch.

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nogoodnelly 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 20:27

YDI for MAKING IT UP. If that had even happened, you wouldn't have shaved your head, you would have just cut it. Unless you were useless an electric razor, and who would use one of those on their armpits in the first place?

degco44 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 3:24

I'd like to know how someone gets a bald spot whilst shaving their armpits. That's gotta take talent.

Wlollpop 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 4:17

Did you fin out what the noise was?

ihatestupidppl 0

Monday 14 December 2009 10:14

Apparently I'm in the minority, but I can see this happening. She said she heard a noise and turned her head. So apparently she was startled. Some people also flail their arms a little when they're startled. Perhaps she turned her head and flailed her razor-holding hand at the same time and managed to get the razor caught in her hair. I'm sure she's exaggerating about the bald spot, but she definitely could have shaved off a little bit (and probably ripped out a lot more).

makc5point3vtec 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 14:54

and this is why the french dont shave

88sforlife 0

Monday 29 November 2010 9:55

Hot

RebekahBrooke 9

Sunday 14 August 2011 18:09

I know when im shaving under there, my entire head is leaning towards it. so I can see what Im doing! and then she obviously whipped around, the razor stayed more still. and hair grows lower to? not all hair grows on the top of your head, stupid. so fyl, op, and stfu fake callers.