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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
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averagexbecca 0

Apparently, I'm not the only one that can't see this happening at all.

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ccathleen_ 0

At least it's a very attractive bald patch.

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averagexbecca 0

Apparently, I'm not the only one that can't see this happening at all.

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Mustardnight 3

Definetly not, i think this defies the laws of gravity and calculus. Where the **** is isaac newton!?

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pissedoff_but_ok 0

Actually Newtons off celebrating! Having just created a new revolutionary type of shaver, but unfortunately it has many side effects including bull shit FML's and over exaggerated bald spots!

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lady_gagas_ho 0

AH. I've actually done this before. Didn't rip that much out though. You poor thing. ;;

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MrMaD_fml 2

seems impossible. Either way, the rest of the hair on your head should cover it up.

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fobchick 0

sounds totally fabricated.

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maggiewalters 17

wait... what? oh, right! yeah, thats not possible.

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thebestofboth 20

You have to lift your arms to shave, up next to your head, where, if you were to turn, might get the razor stuck in your hair

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a1s 3

I can't picture this happening. But maybe op has really poor coordination or something, in which case this really is an FHL, poor thing is disabled for life!

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sjks 0

if you have long hair i really doubt this is possible...razors dont just shave off that much hair, hence why long pubes have to be trimmed first

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