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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
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averagexbecca 0

Apparently, I'm not the only one that can't see this happening at all.

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ccathleen_ 0

At least it's a very attractive bald patch.

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MrMaD_fml 2

...well, if you're speaking from experience. Stale.

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TheWaaaaambulanc 0

It's very attractive, so what are your worries? Chicks dig that.

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a1s 3

that's not much help if she isn't a lesbian though. statistics say she probably isn't. sigh.

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lady_gagas_ho 0

it's possible, what are you talking about?! I've done that! I have very long hair, and I've gotten it caught in my razor even without turning my head. :/

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palmtrees 1

Getting it caught in the razor (and cutting off the ends of a lock of long hair) is entirely different from creating a BALD patch - which requires the razor to cut the hair off at the level of her scalp. I have a feeling the OP said "bald patch" because it sounded more dramatic, when what she really meant is what you're describing... which is not really that big a deal.

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darkmis1 17

Don't leave us hanging! What was it???

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ilysweetcupcake 1

blah blah blah.

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drewbaca 0

ok it sounds crazy that you even got the razor up there but lets except it as fact...but how the hell did you get a bald patch on the top of your head...i cant even imagine it. Fo you shave with a straight razor, did you try a sawing motion to get it out...how did you manage to get it all the way to your scalp...let me guess this all happened while you were tripping on LSD and you had loud high pitched house music on in the background and flashing lights and you freaked the **** out and began to have a seizure at the exact moment you were pulling the ridiculously sharp razor out of your hair...but this explanation raises another question...who the **** brings a razor to a rave to shave wjile tripping on lsd...that is just poor planning

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null_fml 11

Stfu, splydoms, some of us have an attention span longer than a goldfish and can read a whole 7 lines of text.

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Manon_fml 2

Why does everyone think she was shaving her armpits? She said she was shaving her underarms. as in, her actual arms. not armPITS.

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dancingdoggy 4

Underarms is a euphemism for armpits... what, you think she was shaving the hair next to her wrist?

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xd0rkiee 0

#39, maybe because IT WAS HER ARMPITS. You're an idiot. If she was shaving her actual arms, how the hell did the razor move from there to her head? It would make a lot more sense if it was her armpits.

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null_fml 11

It's not nice to call someone an idiot for not knowing some arbitrary euphemism. English isn't everyone's first language.

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B175646175 0

Swimmers shave their whole arm, unless I'm mistaken. And if I was shaving my entire arm, I'd probably keep it rather close to my eyes. So, I think I can see how it'd happen. Still sounds mighty improbable though. :P

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Ky_123 0

here's an idea, first of all stop arguing about a freaking FML if it didn't happen to you it's not your concern, and second of all the possibilities are so limitless that you could never possibly consider them all...... so basically stop trying..... and no, i'm not trying to be a jerk

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null_fml 11

You don't always need to try in order to succeed.

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