By nomorebeard - 25/03/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML
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fatass123 0

That's the best FML in quite a while. I spit out my drink when I read this. Make sure you ask somebody to pick up a new razor for you. Or at least make sure you don't go to "Goldberg's Pharmacy"

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beard_me 0

that's why you never shave your beard. that's ****** karma if i've ever seen it

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Darkangels101 0

Don't worry, Charlie Chaplin had the same mustache

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flask_fml 0

Plug in the razor and wait 20 minutes for the battery to charge. Tada. Still, it was a funny story.

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cal27 0

How exactly does one shave a beard into a mustache?

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Proxgotsthafia 0

According to what I've read here on FML, nearly 80% of all males (apparently) shave their facial hair to look like a Hitler 'stache.

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RHK_fml 0

tired of reading different variations of this FML.

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adelaide_evening 0

Do you have knives? Real men shave with knives. What do you think they used before they had hand held razors? You might need to watch some civil war era movies to learn how to do it right though.

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TryToBeKind 0

Just go buy a regular razor (or go into a hotel, pretend you're a guest, and say you'd like one of their courtosey razors. :-) Either way, it's a funny story to tell whomever you get the razor from.

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urrka 0

walk into a store with a scarf over your face and buy some new batteries! or a real razor

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bananamanama 0

Draw the rest of it on and go to the store :P

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