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By sofakingweetodit - 18/10/2010 11:52 - United States

Today, I was shopping for pillows at Bed Bath and Beyond. My husband playfully picked up a pillow pretending to start a pillow fight. I grabbed the largest pillow and chased him with it. When I finally caught up with him, a manager came around the corner. I was escorted out. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 19:47 - Australia - Werribee

Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML

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lovelyliz916 5

Monday 18 October 2010 20:11

Lol, who cares at least you had fun!! :)

justsayfuck 5

Monday 18 October 2010 20:15

Guess you are an exception, posting a FML while seeming happily married. Keep on having fun!

Comments

phooph 2

Monday 18 October 2010 22:38

At some point you can tell your grandchildren that during your wild days, you were bounced out of a hardcore bath supply store.

SMD_emilyy 1

Monday 18 October 2010 23:01

You should've told the manager to lighten up.lol

katj 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 0:34

Unless the manager was your father in law, I'd say this is a My Life Is Awesome. Don't forget how to be a kid!

MyTwoCents_ 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 1:00

lol rofl I can imagine dis

HeaRTs_Girl 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 1:19

Aw, that's kind of cute that you two were playing. It's a shame you got in trouble for it, but hopefully you two can have a good laugh over it later. And hey, you'll have a fun anecdote to share with others. :-)