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thats a bitch
It would have been funnier if she had said "just like the condom your father and I used that fateful night."
then what? It's just ends with "then..."
Well at least you found meaning to your life (the fact that there is none).
Ah my mom told me she never wanted me back when I was really young. It was out of anger, and now that I have one of my own I sometimes can understand where she may have been coming from but it scarred me for life... Sorry OP :(
"mom burned, twice as bad as an original burn"- Michael Kelso
ha lmfao that was just like the time my mother said she "should have put me in a microwave when i was younger", after hearing about some guy how did that to his new born. yup yup!
YDI for being a failuree
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aaand that is where you make an excuse, walk away and just let her deal with it on her own. Then, if you live at home you quietly get on with your shit until you can move out and if you already live on your own you go home and just don't call her for a while. Parents who say shit like that can end up de-motivating a kid to the point that they make them fail.
Sounds like your mom is frustrated because she doesn't know how to do all this herself. Sorry, at least you know how to DO the internet on her phone. I think you should have let her struggle with it a while.