Miscellaneous: Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the...

By legit - 02/03/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML

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By deargodthepain - 02/02/2014 16:53 - United States

Today, I was singing in the shower but couldn't hit the higher notes. My wife complained and 2 minutes later she ran a tap causing my shower to go freezing. I shrieked. My wife said my pitch was still wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 00:00

Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML

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Voice of an angel

By awesome - 11/04/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML

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By MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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By youlovewaffles - 03/08/2019 04:00

Today, I was talking to myself in the shower, pretending I was Oprah. After I got out, my little brother asked if I was singing in the bathroom. I almost said no, but admitting to singing seemed a lot less embarrassing. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 16:13 - United States

Today, I was getting ready, when I heard my dad in the shower. He was singing along to the song "The Wheel in the Sky" by Journey, except he'd changed the lyrics and was singing, "The dick on this guy needs a rubbin'." It turns out my mom was in the shower with him. FML

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By kprince - 08/05/2013 14:00 - United States - Northridge

Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

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Heaven knows I'm miserable now

By Morrissey2.0 - 17/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML

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By Fire_Crotch - 14/08/2010 06:27 - Canada

Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML

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m0nicam0nster 0

Monday 2 March 2009 18:56

yeah...clearly you WEREN'T hitting the insanely high notes if it sounded like you were screeching in pain.

sexy1 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:02

are you a dude? that would be great!

Comments

Good_old_Grim 8

Monday 2 March 2009 21:22

#10 stole the words from my lips XD But then maybe the father simply hates Alicia Keys. If it had been boyfriend instead of father I would put money on that.

skweez_fml 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 9:02

awwwkwarddddd lol

cchamp27 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:40

Are you sure you were singing

0___0 9

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:47

I hope you shaved

casanova_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:16

thats what you get for "singing" shit. even hitting that "note" it still sounds like pain....and causes it

supermini231 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 4:05

My dad used to ask me all of the time when I was little and singing Mariah Carey if I was okay? I feel your pain.

Vonnick 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 6:45

Freaking awesome. Your life is ******.

naiveprophet 15

Tuesday 3 March 2009 7:22

ahahahaah that is hilariously embarrassing. at least you know your dad cares about you!!

sliimxshady 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 3:21

hahahahhahahhahahha. i agree with 19!

marty1fc 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 12:00

#9 - you suck. alicia keys is the best.

pizzle 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:19

LMFAO! that is hilarious and embarrassing, and yet so sweet at the same. my dad would probably just pound on the door and tell me to shut up, even if i wasn't just singing and was actually wailing in pain.