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By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 17:43 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By ugh - 23/01/2016 20:48 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML

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By jdancerchick - 16/11/2011 13:47 - United States

Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2025 15:59 - Australia

Today, I was eating whilst driving. I tried to stop sauce from spilling on the console and instead smashed into a parked car. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2013 05:40 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I was driving around with a few friends when one of them suggested we go in to an insurance company's office and sing their jingle. I'm an awful singer, so I was planning on lip syncing. Everyone else had the same idea. FML

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By Chuffy - 04/11/2012 07:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2023 18:00

Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML

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By wolfpacking - 02/02/2010 05:51 - France

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

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extrasnipes 22

Monday 17 February 2014 21:47

I really don't know what to say to this.

Cwizer 17

Monday 17 February 2014 21:46

Those high notes are pretty hard to do. Maybe don't so it while being in control of a car?

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RedPillSucks 31

Monday 17 February 2014 23:21

What the hell song were you trying to sing that would cause you to pass out????!!!! Next time, just drop down an octave. I'm sure this will be a good story at both the police station and the insurance adjusters office.

Ziggy122 15

Monday 17 February 2014 23:25

Lemme guess, Bohemian Rhapsody? "Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeee, for meeee, for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-*crash*"

RpiesSPIES 27

Monday 17 February 2014 23:30

Break a leg!.. Oh wait

ihartlove 2

Tuesday 18 February 2014 0:02

So maybe alto is the best choice for you.

Mailman2121 15

Tuesday 18 February 2014 0:09

You must be in really good shape.

XCrazyMofo2010X 17

Tuesday 18 February 2014 0:42

Was it Zayn Malik's high note

CrazyMelvin 14

Tuesday 18 February 2014 0:59

I'm not sure if this is fml or YDI so I'm choosing both

Kain713 14

Tuesday 18 February 2014 1:19

I'd look at this more like natural selection's final warning before it takes care of you.

soup_of_the_day 10

Tuesday 18 February 2014 1:28

Blacked out or got distracted by your great singing? FTODL(f the other drivers life)

Steve95401 49

Tuesday 18 February 2014 2:00

Now, you're singing the blues.

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