By SamWGovan - 09/12/2012 16:57 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML
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SamWGovan 6

Funniest thing was i started laughing uncontrollably afterwards.

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NzaHaFML 13

So what did it taste like?

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padajuan 11

I laughed for a good 5 minutes. thank you OP for making my day.

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reaper1718 7

Great headshot but dude how do you zone out while masturbating...

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JacksBBQ 2

Wait. You jerk it... cross-legged?

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lololwowXD 8

Hahahah, wow. This is hilarious. At least, now you know how girls feel when this happens. xD FYL.

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elm1 6

must've been a very hot person to zone out like that.... *slow clap*......

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SamWGovan 6

You stole this post from me Derpico. This was originally mine. If you have nothing better to do than steal someone elses posts, then i suggest you get a life.

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mayl12 6

if girls can get it all over there face why can't u? haha

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SamWGovan 6

Funniest thing was i started laughing uncontrollably afterwards.

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