Miscellaneous: Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept...

By snitchovich - 27/05/2009 16:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 20:54 - Denmark

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

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**** McGee

By Pakundo - 17/01/2009 11:31 - France

Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML

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Get away from me

By Jinthebar - 06/05/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I was at a bar talking to a very attractive young woman. I began to see that she wanted me as she pulled closer and closer. Eventually she pulled me in and licked my ear lobe sensually. She then said, "I wanna break your collar bone" in a seductive tone. FML

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Pick me!

By Anonymous - 13/05/2021 17:01

Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML

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By Sovekipisse - 15/06/2013 22:24 - France - Arthon-en-retz

Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML

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By Ad-s - 14/01/2009 05:01 - France

Today, I got together with a small gathering of friends in a bar. I go up to the bar to order something, but with all the music and noise, the barman can't hear what I'm trying to say, so he leans forward, cocking his ear towards me. For some reason, I thought he was being friendly so I kissed him as if we were saying hello to each other. FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 01:33 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML

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By Idiot - 22/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML

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By noooooooo - 18/03/2013 00:10 - United States - Laurinburg

Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML

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reetah 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:04

gorgeous guys generally know they're gorgeous, and tend to think they can be jerks. don't worry, a lot of men actually prefer smaller boobs! or you could stuff, whatever floats your boat. :P

Manda777 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:05

haha wow. what a jackass. and yea 3 thats usually true. it is so hard to find an extremely hott guy that isn't a total douche.

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live_your_life_fml 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:10

nicee guy..what a jerk.

glamorous67 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:10

ouch what a jackass you're better off not getting into anything with a guy like that

levitate 3

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:11

Hahah, I love these kinds of FMLs - chicks thinking they're being checked out only to be epically burnt with the brutal truth (: Anyway, go get a push up bra then. Nice & snug ;O

darkblue_13 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:11

wow that sucks. I have small boobs too. push ups bras are nice and all, but when you take it off, you still have small boobs, so i don't really see the point...

DreMaMa 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:11

Think on the bright side THERE REAL

boatiebanter 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:15

I assumed he was referring to saggy boobs rather than small ones. Unless the OP was obviously trying show them off since she thought the guy was checking her out. From the way the post is worded I have to assume the OP was doing something in response to this guy 'eyeing her up' for that extended period of time, thus earning the whispered putdown.

rixbury 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:15

That is about the weirdest pickup line I have ever heard of. I think I will try it next time I am out and about. JK, that sucks. But, yeah, probably get a bra to hold up your tig ol' bitty's.