By snitchovich - 27/05/2009 16:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML
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reetah 0

gorgeous guys generally know they're gorgeous, and tend to think they can be jerks. don't worry, a lot of men actually prefer smaller boobs! or you could stuff, whatever floats your boat. :P

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Manda777 0

haha wow. what a jackass. and yea 3 thats usually true. it is so hard to find an extremely hott guy that isn't a total douche.

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babygirl232 0

im 13 nd a D soo maybe u should get a boob jobb

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

That's incredibly rude. And everyone is defending him. When did it become OK to make insulting remarks to innocent bystanders out of the blue?

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WomboCombo 0

No man likes small boobs. Don't believe any of these other assholes who say "I like them small" They're full of shit. Get a boob job trust me A LOT more guys will like you and you wont have to worry about these silly jokers saying I like small breasts. They're fake men with small penis's. Plus it's a win for everyone if you get a boob job. You're a woman so you're an attention ***** what better way to say HEY LOOK AT ME? BIGGER BOOBS. Who knows you could end up as a trophy on some rich guys shelf. GO FOR IT HONEY.

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xHaniffax 0

#3: I think what the guy was trying to say to the OP was that her **** were saggy and needed to be tamed; not that she needed a push-up bra to enhance them.

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lindsaymac 0

34, who cares? youll have a bad back when you're older.

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psychodork 0

I agree with #35 The guy is a douche, and I'm sure your boobs are fine. I have a friend who sometimes wears a bra over a push-up bra, and I think she's insane. Don't torture your boobs to please aholes like him...

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blankslate 0

rude. It's funny how people think they can just say what they want, when they want.

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coffee_addict 0

hahahaha #36 I think the size of a woman's breast is way overblown. Yes, ideally we'd all like "perfect" C-cups, but I think it's more important to be happy with what you have. Also, push up bras are fine as long as they're not overly padded (which might look fake)...but anyone who would be "unpleasantly surprised" is a douchebag in my opinion. But fake breasts, really? They cost a lot of money, can create severe health problems, LOOK FAKE, don't feel natural...unless it's at the point when you feel uncomfortable in any shirt/dress, I don't think it's worth it. And again, guys that are obsessed with big boobs at the point of liking them fake are immature.

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genius_man16 0

#36 You are the reason women everywhere feel the need to get fake boobs. That kind of narrow-minded, shallow view of women is one of the big reasons society today is going way downhill. That entire post was a load of shit, and I hope you get run over by a bus, because the world would be MUCH better off without assholes like you. OP: That guy was a dick, FYL for sure. Guys have their preferences and I respect that (I love me some big booty) but when they express them in that kind of way(to your face even!) it pisses me off. You deserve better and I hope you slapped him and poured your water over him.

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