By snitchovich - 27/05/2009 16:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML
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reetah 0

gorgeous guys generally know they're gorgeous, and tend to think they can be jerks. don't worry, a lot of men actually prefer smaller boobs! or you could stuff, whatever floats your boat. :P

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Manda777 0

haha wow. what a jackass. and yea 3 thats usually true. it is so hard to find an extremely hott guy that isn't a total douche.

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GrapefruitZoe 0

I can't imagine why he thought it was acceptable to say that. Plus, you don't need a push-up if you have small boobs. I hate wire. I'm A-cup and wouldn't wear wire if you paid me. It hurts and it's pointless. Seriously, that's really sick, and 37, you can go be a trophy wife, never understand actual love, never know self respect, never achieve. You MUST have been kidding.

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Sunako_fml 9

You should have said to that guy "If I were you, I would get a penis enlargement." What the hell happened to liking someone for who they are and not because of their body?

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dancin303 0

#34, 13 with Ds? maybe your gonna need a boob reduction.

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Gunpar 0

Ignore the people telling you to get a boob job. I don't know about other guys, but I think small breasts are way better than fake ones. That just screams, "I want attention, which I can only obtain through sex appeal!"

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dantheman_fml 0

#33 thank you for proving once again that women are not people but rather objects for men to have fun with.... besides that i dont understand how that is a "fml" he gave you a tip, now take it buy urself a push up bra and next time a goodlooking talks to you it wont be to point out ur tiny boobs.

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gabimessedyouup 0

@34 that just means you're really fat. thats all boobs are. unless you have recently had a boob job which i doubt then you should probably stop eating and sitting on your ass criticizing others. :]

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jj732 0

34 that's gross, you're ******* thirteen. no one wants those, you're probably a huge **** too, go get a boob reduction. and 36 you're a horrible example of sexism in our world. not every woman needs huge ****.

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Jakespeed207 4

Ok 50 I agreed with you on the one against 36 since i know girls don't need big boobs to be noticed. But that got overshadowed when i read the top. While a D cup may look a bit odd on a 13 year old, you have no right to call the chick a huge **** without knowing her. **** off

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isthisonetaken 0

#30 i dont know why anyone would care about my bra size considering im a guy and have never worn one. the guy was just being honest, though it was quite blunt and a little over the top with the whole whispering in the ear part.

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_anonymoose_ 0

i agree with #44, and #36 is disgustingly sexist.

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xsw33tyx101 0

#36 WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT?! Jeeez.... It's stupid assholes like you, that ruin the world. There is so much more to a girl than her boobs, and if you can't see past that you don't deserve even getting a girl to look at you. And you probs have a small dick.

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