By snitchovich - 27/05/2009 16:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 859
You deserved it 6 046

Same thing different taste

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gorgeous guys generally know they're gorgeous, and tend to think they can be jerks. don't worry, a lot of men actually prefer smaller boobs! or you could stuff, whatever floats your boat. :P

Manda777 0

haha wow. what a jackass. and yea 3 thats usually true. it is so hard to find an extremely hott guy that isn't a total douche.

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vag_fml 0

he's gay. why else would a straight guy know what KIND of bra you need?

haha.. OWNED!! looool #1 drooooopy Work out to get the firm boobsies!

OTSS 0

Don't even worry about something so stupid like that....he's just trying to make himself feel....he was probably bitter at the fact that he probably just got dumped and that's why he was sitting all by himself at the bar to beging with....

rallets 22

well look lady, i was just trying to be honest. just trying to help you out a bit

3 - sometimes, a hot guy could be a total tard and still get laid by hot chicks, just because he's a hot guy. It sucks.

#94 - "They tend to use their hotness as an excuse to be a total douchbag." Regular guys eventually have to learn how not to be a douche if they want to get a girlfriend. Hot guys don't learn that.

morbid_circuit 0

Don't sweat it! Smaller boobs look better in all kinds of clothes anyways. ^_^ Don't do push-up bras. Its too fake. If they're droopy on the other hand, just get an underwire or something. And if you see him again, PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!!! XD

Sessee 4

I accidentally pressed "FYL".

jengen 0

I hope you punched him hard on the nose and told him, "If I were you, I would get a nose job."