By snitchovich - 27/05/2009 16:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML
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reetah 0

gorgeous guys generally know they're gorgeous, and tend to think they can be jerks. don't worry, a lot of men actually prefer smaller boobs! or you could stuff, whatever floats your boat. :P

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Manda777 0

haha wow. what a jackass. and yea 3 thats usually true. it is so hard to find an extremely hott guy that isn't a total douche.

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Nomad609 0

Make a comeback and say 'If I were you I'd get a life'

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Jakespeed207 4

How is "get a life" a good comeback for "you might wanna get a pushup bra"? Makes no sense to me

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Irony_and_Ivory 1

I don't understand why everybody gets so freaked out about droopy boobs. It's called gravity, people. Not every boob can be perky au natural. Srsly. You should have told him, "If I were you, I'd get some tact."

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Irony_and_Ivory 1

Umm, #23, I'm not quite sure what being gay has to do with being offensive. I'm not trying to start anything, I swear, but I don't think it's fair to imply that homosexuality automatically equates to a lack of being able to keep your mouth shut. :/

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imkendra 0

wowfmylife, you don't think it's rude? Making unsolicited unfavourable observations to strangers about their bodies is highly rude. There is nothing polite, kind or acceptable about saying to a woman you don't know anything about her breasts. A needless put-down. Just awful.

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Ilovelife07 0

shoulda said "if I were you, Id start stuffing a sock in your pants" then walked away

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drumdance 0

Are you hot, like a 9 or a 10? If so he was probably negging you. http://www.seductiontuition.com/mav/negs-collection.html

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likeduhhx4 0

that's really rude, but next time make sure your shirt looks okay if you dont wear a push up bra..

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Gunpar 0

FYL, that's really rude and uncalled for. Lol at #7, nobody cares about your bra size.

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bipolarchipmunk 0

nah no. 25, i'm just saying gay guys tend to be a little more observant about these things, and maybe he was just trying to help her out? ah, i didn't word it well....frankly, i don't even know what i'm saying lol.

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regalarius 0

...yeah, I agree with #16. I don't see the point to push-up bras. You'll turn away guys like me who like 'em smaller, and guys who expect something bigger will be unpleasantly surprised when you get down to business. Don't let this asshole get you down.

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