Kids: Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little...

By M.SHUKRI - 29/03/2015 12:54 - United States - Round Lake

Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML

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You deserved it 3 241

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 18:47 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML

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You deserved it 3 881

Are you ready to ruuuuuumbbbbbble?

By Mr.Incognito-san - 19/11/2020 02:02

Today, I heard my sisters fighting downstairs, so I went down to see what all the commotion was about. As I entered the room, one of them picked me up and threw me at the other one. FML

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You deserved it 1 258

Sike

By Anonymous - 20/11/2020 23:02

Today, my 35 year-old sister, who has no job or life, came downstairs and told me she knows I can hear her thoughts. FML

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You deserved it 79

By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 573

You deserved it 2 283

My family

By Anonymous - 07/01/2020 14:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had to listen for over 10 minutes as my brother and grandmother discussed how much they hate me. They thought I was asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 404

You deserved it 326

Bride of Chucky

By spooked - 22/11/2013 06:20 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 881

You deserved it 3 811

Victim blaming

By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 21:16 - Portugal

Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 130

You deserved it 3 481

By ktiskool - 01/08/2013 04:03 - United States - Imperial

Today, I was watching my 3-year-old sister play in the bathtub. She started screaming at her toys, saying "You're staying under the water until you DIE!" She then looked at me and cackled. I share a room with this demon child. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 443

You deserved it 4 152

By xattackattackx - 18/11/2011 09:01 - United States

Today, the main topic for my sister and her friends in the car was how many ways they could think of to kill me. They came up with 137. I have to spend a week with these people. FML

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You deserved it 2 755

Bad pranks are annoying

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 703

You deserved it 324

MrSarary 26

Sunday 29 March 2015 19:15

You've got the advantage now, listen to their plan and make your own!! In all seriousness this is pretty scary.

LOLouis_fml 24

Sunday 29 March 2015 19:16

Sounds like a killer conversation!

Comments

igg125 30

Sunday 29 March 2015 20:14

Kill them first

feven 32

Sunday 29 March 2015 20:17

Tell them that you're immortal and whoever tries to kill you automatically dies :)

jqmalang 17

Sunday 29 March 2015 20:19

Run for your life. Children are meaaan!

GoGiants28 13

Sunday 29 March 2015 20:23

Retaliate by killing them. Honestly that is creepy tho

BloodyBanana 6

Sunday 29 March 2015 20:34

Creeeeeepy

EarlFug 19

Sunday 29 March 2015 20:48

Suddenly I'm not so upset about my brother tricking me into drinking piss from a root beer can.

HighasaCloud 46

Sunday 29 March 2015 21:07

Even though you didn't do it, apologize profusely for the vomit in her guitar If you can't find a way for her to discover your brother actually did it. Having a grudge held against you by someone you live with heralds only misfortune.

NeyNeyDaDa 21

Sunday 29 March 2015 21:14

You should have replied to the specific comment, not the fml itself..just a thought. I agree with you though.

HighasaCloud 46

Sunday 29 March 2015 22:22

#33 - What the hell are you talking about? My comment is a direct message to OP. This IS a reply to the FML itself.

EarlFug 19

Sunday 29 March 2015 22:37

Good point, and well-put. Diplomacy wins. But no need to take blame for something you didn't do. Especially it you have already been falsely accused and beaten with a puke-guitar. Think it's time to say um, bro did it.