I really hate it when teachers say that. Like everyone else, I wouldn't even bother asking. I'd just get up and run

i had to puck in school once i raised my hand to go to the bathroom and my teacher said no! 30 seconds later i ran out of the room and almost dident make it to the bathroom! it was really embarising but w/e!! and it turns out i had food poisoning from the school lunch!

Yeek. Dude girlfriend behind me in psychology sneezing and got some spit on the back of my neck. I was def tripping mad monkey balls over that. If someone barfed on me I'd probably scream... loud

@ #6.. What are you talking about? Stomach acid is terrible for your throat and your teeth. Plus your stomach produces enough stomach acid. Why would you eat throw up to gain stomach acid. that makes no sense.

FUCKHERLIFE because she's an idiot who didn't have enough initiative to just RUN! FUCKHISLIFE because, well, he's an IDIOT for trying to be funny by using old and annoying teacher jokes. and if i were you, i'd make sure he gets into as much trouble as possible for detaining a sick student and causing an unpleasant situation. annnd FUCKYOURLIFE because you smell bad =) also #68 and #69 LOL :D

#63 I presume you meant "permission" ? Back to the FML : Did it create a chain reaction ? When someone throws up in front of me, I'm getting sick too immediately, so I can't even imagine if someone puked ON me...

teachers like that REALLY piss me off.

Agree with 4, 10 and 33. Although maybe the girl had to ask as part of the school rules. Sometimes when someone in one of my classes is desperate for the toilet, the teacher won't let them go because "There's five minutes still to go until lunch and they can hold it in." even though these people look like they're on the verge of peeing (And embarrassing) themselves. Although when they feel sick, they can run out at any time. I don't understand why the rule changes in regard to needing a pee. They still mess up the classroom. :S

#6, that's not clever. #37, you're stupid.

I once threw up at school but I wasnt in the class cuz I just ran out :) My teachers always tell us if were going to be sick just to leave the class.