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By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind me asked "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher, being smart said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk and me. FML

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Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML

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By danny5191 - 17/03/2012 02:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML

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By sicktomystomach - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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Friday 10 April 2009 23:46

If I thought I was going to be sick in class, I wouldn't ask, I'd just run out of the room! I feel for you!

FMLover269 0

Friday 10 April 2009 23:47

I hate it when teachers do that. Give the grammar lesson after the student has emptied out what needs to be emptied.

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ethanmonroe 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 4:43

You have a bitch of a grammar Nazi for a teacher. Was this English or what?

yo_mammma 0

Monday 24 August 2009 7:32

omg the same thing happened to me, only our teacher wasnt a douche he was just old. the kid behind me was sooooo sick and tried to ask to go to the nurse and our teacher couldnt hear him. it went on until me and the kid who sat next to me were like yelling that he needed to go to the nurse. before we could even finish the sentence he puked EVERY WHERE. the only thing that kept me from getting covered in it was his backpack lol

i_will_eat_you 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:44

Haha my teacher is the same way.

Felium 0

Monday 7 September 2009 3:08

i hate it when teacher do this im like u know wat i mean

Oddity_C 7

Monday 23 November 2009 16:40

Very similar event happened to me in elementary school. I was in my gym class, I'm somewhere around 10 years old. I'm nauseous, so I ask "Can I go to the bathroom, coach?". He says "Please, Mr. Barrett, may I use the facilities?". As soon as he said that I puked all over Mikey Casey, most popular kid in the class. Everyone still swears, to this day, that me looking around to find a trash bin was me looking for Mikey to vomit on him.

ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0

Monday 11 January 2010 3:25

i hate wen teachers act like asshats to u

emo_devon 11

Monday 21 June 2010 3:29

aw man that poor kid.....I guess the teacher picked the wrong time to be funny. XP

MeganCello 8

Wednesday 3 November 2010 4:28

See, my teacher would be like, "I don't know. Can you? Well, I'm willing to give you a shot..." Mehhh. I hate that line.

Khfan12 13

Friday 12 November 2010 18:31

That sucks... I had a teacher in 4th grade that only let us go if we said potty. If we said... Toilet: He said if we can't we need to see a doctor. Bathroom: He said we can take baths at home. Restroom: He said there would be no resting at school. He was an awesome teacher, but it always bugged me.