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By Lala - 10/09/2009 13:40 - Philippines

Today, I was sitting in my garden and having a cup of tea while watching some dragonflies. I thought the dragonflies were really pretty, so I ran towards them and tried to catch their tails like I used to when I was a kid. They were exotic wasps. Ouch. FML

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By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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By FML136969 - 05/05/2013 23:30 - United States - Oxford

Today, I tried channeling Mr. Miyagi by catching a fly with my bare hands. It turned out to be a wasp. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, as I was sitting on my terrace, I was wearing neither bright colors, nor any perfume, yet two bees seemed convinced that I must've been some type of flower and persistently tried to figure out where I was hiding my nectar. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 20:00

Today, I learned what a "pain in the ass" means. I sat down on my patio swing chair, only to discover it was swarming with baby wasps, who stung me all over the butt. Ouch! FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting at my college campus; there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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By Username - 25/05/2010 12:32 - France

Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML

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By JimiHendrix - 01/03/2013 01:55 - France - Luynes

Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2015 23:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML

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By Kat - 12/02/2022 12:01 - New Zealand - Gisborne

Today, as I was hanging washing out in the sun, a huge cicada flew into my face and somehow got behind my glasses. I screamed and ripped them off and ran away. I came back to a broken pair of VERY expensive glasses. FML

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scarlett29 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 20:07

Ouch... but if its your house how do you not know what kind of bugs there are?

magiczipperman 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 20:06

that was smart.

Comments

Vacant 7

Thursday 10 September 2009 22:47

I understand this completely, I still sometimes try to catch lightning bugs like I did when I was a kid. But...it was a pretty stupid mistake, at least you know you're skilled enough to still catch flying bugs though?

N8er1017 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 22:52

1. Dragonflies generally don't bite, but some can (directed at posts 30/32) 2. YDI for acting 4 years old.

Twinklestar 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:25

Fake imo. ******* retarded either way.

nyleika 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:28

heh oh wow. If that happened to me... oh god. I'm a phobic of wasps. Just reading this freaks me out. I was watching dragonflies today. o.o

airplanefood 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:38

This happened to me when I was 5! I loved to try to catch butterflies in my cupped hands - one day I finally did but in a few seconds realized it was a bee. The OP however, isn't 5...

i_is_a_tr00l 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:41

What the ****? Who the hell are you? Why are you in my house? When did you get here? VIVAAAAA VIAGRAAA! Thats who I am. Shetface. Go eat your own penis.

ChurchofFagenism 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 0:18

^ win

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:41

How did you not realize the different? No really, dragonflies are pretty distinctive among insects. I can see maybe confusing butterflies and moths, and other things, but dragonflies don't really look a lot like others... especially wasps.

NEWTROLLINTOWN 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:50

I. A. M. G. O. D. OP- UDI for messing with my creations p.s. yes I did say Udi instead of Ydi, but I can coz I am G. O. D.

Matty_No9 0

Friday 11 September 2009 1:28

yup..YDI for trying to relive your retarded kid early years.. enjoy your damned tea and the view and stop trying to catch/mostlikely kill flying insects