Tell one of those girls to text you saying their pregnant. That'll give your mom something to talk about, lol!

Run! Escape before you get "The Talk"! It may already be too late, but you've got to try! On a more serious note: Make your passwords more creative or something. For example; you could make it something absurd like "manure" or "lollipops" it's better than your password anyways. What was your pass anyways, "password"?

Nosy bitch

I read this and initially thought OP's mother was calling him a slutty girl. Then I reread it and came to the same conclusion.

tell your mom not to hate the player but to hate the game. not your fault your a pimp.

Do it on her bed with one of those *****, as pay back for snooping.

So, New plan: Step one: Call one of your friends that is a girl and one that is a guy. Step Two: Have the guy confess his feelings for you through text as you do the exact same back to him. Step Three: Have the girl text you stating she is pregnant with twins and she has had sex with no one else and that she is reminding you that the only time you two did it was on your moms bed. Step Four: Sit back and relax as if nothing happened even when your mom confronts you about it :D Then when she brings it up, bring up the whole invasion of privacy argument and that you may or may not be gay and then kiss her on the cheek tell her you love her out of no where in the middle of the argument. And see the reaction :)

At least you know that your password needs to be updated now. :)

This is like my worst nightmare

And we're all grateful for all those slutty girls.